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God damn this one is a borefest.

Enjoy.
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:iconbigbuny:
Bigbuny Featured By Owner May 25, 2012
Does that hurt? Because I'm afraid to do it.
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HELLISH-Werewolf Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Tell me what happened to th F**KING BLUE GUY OR THE PUPPY GETS IT :iconhellish-werewolf::iconpistolplz::icondogplz:
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Sorantheman Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2012
....what happened to the blue guy?
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GuineaPigDan Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2012   Filmographer
At first I thought this movie was pretty good, but upon rewatching it a few times, it just came off as really lame. But I wouldn't say this is the worst Star Trek movie like Linkara did. Final Frontier, for me, is the bottom of the barrel for Star Trek movies.

If there's anything related to Insurrection that's worth looking into, it'd be Fade In, an unpublished behind the scenes book written by Michael Pillar, the main writer for Insurrection. It's interesting to see his thought process and how the story changed from his earliest drafts.
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Darkton93 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012
You did a good job on Insurrection. Both of you. The weird thing is my original editor likes it quite a bit. Overall, I give it 1/5 for reasons you explained.

As for Nemesis...again, don't think I really need to say anything. You like it, Doug, so more power to you, but I'm afraid we'll just have to disagree. I give it a Not Even Considered/5.

Sadly, you won't get to cover the 09 film. I myself liked it a lot. They really captured the feel of Trek. I don't quite like the actionization of the movie, but it makes sense to draw in audiences. I like the visuals of the film a lot, as well as the scene with the Kelvin. Always makes me cry. 4/5

So, to sum it up:
Motion Picture: Slow, but has good ideas. Directors Cut is better. 2/5 normally, 4/5 Director's Cut.
Wrath of Khan: Awesome in every way. 5/5
Search for Spock: Don't like bringing Spock back. Otherwise, meh. 2/5
Voyage Home: Hilarious. 4/5
Final Frontier: Nothing that hasn't already been said. Not Even Considered/5
Undiscovered Country: Fitting sendoff to the TOS crew, but not quite Wrath of Khan. 3/5
Generations: Equal parts good and bad. 3/5
First Contact: A movie formed on the basis of a continuity error. 2/5
Insurrection: Backwards morality, little accomplishment. 1/5
Nemesis: Final Frontier for the Next Generation crew. Not Even Considered/5
Reboot: Lots of action, but very faithful. 4/5

Props to you, Doug!
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notacukoofangirl121 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Student General Artist
You know, after watching the review for this, I take back every negative thing I thought about Star Trek Nemesis. (though the story was a tad weak there and it really didn't fit to end the TNG series...)

No wonder the odd numbered Trek movies are considered bad! (3 was the exception sort of)

1. Boring with little character development but had interesting ideas
3. A continuation without being it's own story but not bad.
5. Bad bad bad bad BAD!
7. Not much was explained (though seeing Picard and Kirk on screen together was cool)
9. The logic made no sense and it had the weakest villain.
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maxvision92 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I still can't believe that's F. Murray Abraham as the bad guy.
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KentaruZ Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Professional Writer
awesome :D
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stevemacqwark Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Student General Artist
What's wrong with his face?
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twofacetoo Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
...huh...
When I look at this, I think of that one bit in 'The Simpson's Movie' where Kent Brockman pulls his sagging skin back with clothespegs.
Happy days~
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ANG-Phoenix Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
the franchise killer
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:iconargoid:
Argoid Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I actually like this one...
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BatboyEXE Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
compared to Data in this movie, the Life Forms song is a blessing.
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RedJoey1992 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Cool. Remember last week when he said that there not a Linkara cameo throughout Star Trek Month, This review will be his Nightmare.
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lukio5000 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
Critic and Linkara crossover...
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:iconvgafanatic:
VGAfanatic Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
But hey, at least he has Linkara there to suffer with him. Hahahaha.
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dragon-nexus Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This movie was so awful...
SO boring and SO illogical with such lazy writing and such a boring premise that had already been done and done better in the TV series.
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ThunderWolfang Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Only Linkara can make this review kickass :la:... oh and that critic guy too, Ask that Bum or something o3o
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StrayFlame Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012   Traditional Artist
i can tell just by the image XD clothespin-ing (?) your face is a sure sign of boredom lol.
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Ainrana Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This should be fun. :lol:
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DarkAngelofOtaku Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
Nothing against the Star Trek franchise (seeing as how I watched Deep Space Nine and
Voyager with my dad when I was a kid), but I can't wait until Doug is finished reviewing
what no man has reviewed before.

By the way; since he's already done Saves Christmas and Scared Stupid, am I the only
one who wants him to do an "Ernest month?" Cause that would friggin' rock!
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StrongSeanMann Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Student Digital Artist
to make things worse, linkara crossover with the bitchin of all the technicals
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:iconnotacukoofangirl121:
notacukoofangirl121 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Student General Artist
Really? This one? I was expecting Nemesis but...okay!
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dragon-nexus Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is movie 9. Nemesis is movie 10.
Star Trek Month was about reviewing the odd numbered movies.
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notacukoofangirl121 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh right! My mistake. Sorry. ^^;
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NickyVendetta Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
I can't wait for this to be over with. :(
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XxlegendarydeviantxX Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
lol
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Taigan Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
These is exactly one moment I'm hoping to hear him comment on: Deanna and Troy talking about how their boobs are firming up. :XD:
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dragon-nexus Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
When I watched the movies when I was much younger, I wondered where their psychic crew member had gone.

It was only later that I realised they'd stop giving Troi the accent and the psychic thing and just kinda...made her a regular boring old human.

Oh, and the one and only time they gave a woman (Troi) the controls of the Enterprise, it crashed into a planet...lawl.
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Taigan Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
*Deanna and Beverly. Obviously. :ohmygod:
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Undertaker972 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
this should be interesting to say the least
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:iconnothingbutblankness:
Nothingbutblankness Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I can't wait to see Doug and Lewis teaming up again. :giggle:
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maxvision92 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I remember after this review why Linkara's one of my favorites; because he makes me think about what he's talking about. And between him and SF Debris, I never need to see Insurrection ever.
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Nothingbutblankness Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I haven't seen the review yet. ^^;
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maxvision92 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's on Blip, and the main site. Go see it when school is out.
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:iconnothingbutblankness:
Nothingbutblankness Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Just watched it. Loved the awkward moments with That Sci-Guy! :rofl:
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maxvision92 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You'd think he'd at least take the coffee.

My favorite part was when Critic started complaining about the Gilbert and Sullivan scene, only to discover Linkara joined in. It's as if he forgot from Suburban Knights that Lewis is a fan of musicals.
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Nothingbutblankness Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
That was also awesome! :giggle: But what was up with that blue guy?
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:iconmaxvision92:
maxvision92 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know, if this was Star Wars, we'd know all about who he was, what his theories were, what effect they'd have had if Picard hadn't blown him off, what he did after that, and what his favorite holodeck program is.

Oh, and did you know there's a new theory about Star Trek movies that should replace "Odd bad, even good", now that Nemesis and Star Trek Open Bracket 2009 Close Bracket broke that?
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Jackie-Chaos-Bunny Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Neither can I! :eager:

If they SOMEHOW make a reference to Q, I will be a very happy camper! :squee:
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:iconnothingbutblankness:
Nothingbutblankness Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Because Q is Discord? :giggle:
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Jackie-Chaos-Bunny Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...Yes. :D
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gerrish Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I can't wait to see Linkara's appearance. :lol:
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SilverZeo Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist
Huh, thought he and linkara would cover the one with Picard's clone...
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Pictorico Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
That was the 10th one. He said he was doing the odd numbered ones.
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dragon-nexus Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The one that broke the rules.
Simon Pegg once pointed out how his character in Spaced made the comment about "Sure as every odd numbered Star Trek movie is crap" just to see the tenth movie break tradition. And then he went and exacerbated it by starring in the 11th which was pretty successful.
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Lucedo Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
Also the 10th movie is past the Nostalgia Critic's cut off year.
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Pictorico Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
You know, I was going to mention that, but I forgot.
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Pictorico Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
Something else I forgot: Doug actually likes "Star Trek Nemesis".
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